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The amber or clear glass jar with a gold lid adds a touch of elegance, and once the wax is gone, the vessel can be repurposed for trinkets, small plants, or desk storage.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or as a cheeky adult humor gift, this candle is a conversation starter and a cozy home accent. Handcrafted in the USA, ASTM-compliant, and free from harsh additives, it combines humor, style, and quality in one unforgettable candle.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⭐ Key Features\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLong-Lasting Burn: Up to 50 hours for 9oz.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNon-Toxic, Eco-Friendly Wax: Coconut apricot wax with cotton wick; free of lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, and phthalates.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eReusable Glass Jar: Amber or clear jar with gold lid can be repurposed for home decor or storage.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWide Scent Selection: Fraser Fir, Cinnamon Chai, Cashmere Musk, Beachwood, Mango Coconut, Lavender, Vanilla Bean, Blackberry Vanilla, or Unscented.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHand-Poured \u0026amp; Safe: Made in the USA and ASTM-compliant for quality and safety.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTrim the wick to ¼ inch before each burn; keep the wax pool clear.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBurn in a heat-resistant, sturdy holder; never leave unattended.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLimit burn to 3 hours at a time; allow 2 hours to cool before relighting.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eKeep away from children, pets, and flammable items.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUse a candle snuffer to extinguish; do not burn candle completely down.        \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"mysite","offers":[{"title":"Clear \/ Beachwood","offer_id":44216489476119,"sku":"Clear-Beachwood","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clear \/ Cashmere Musk","offer_id":44216489508887,"sku":"Clear-Cashmere Musk","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clear \/ Cinnamon Chai","offer_id":44216489541655,"sku":"Clear-Cinnamon Chai","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clear \/ Fraser Fir","offer_id":44216489574423,"sku":"Clear-Fraser Fir","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clear \/ Lavender","offer_id":44216489607191,"sku":"Clear-Lavender","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clear \/ Mango Coconut","offer_id":44216489639959,"sku":"Clear-Mango Coconut","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clear \/ Unscented","offer_id":44216489672727,"sku":"Clear-Unscented","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clear \/ Vanilla Bean","offer_id":44216489705495,"sku":"Clear-Vanilla Bean","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clear \/ Blackberry Vanilla","offer_id":44216489738263,"sku":"Clear-Blackberry Vanilla","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Amber \/ Beachwood","offer_id":44216489771031,"sku":"Amber-Beachwood","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Amber \/ Cashmere Musk","offer_id":44216489803799,"sku":"Amber-Cashmere Musk","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Amber \/ Cinnamon Chai","offer_id":44216489836567,"sku":"Amber-Cinnamon Chai","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Amber \/ Fraser Fir","offer_id":44216489869335,"sku":"Amber-Fraser Fir","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Amber \/ Lavender","offer_id":44216489902103,"sku":"Amber-Lavender","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Amber \/ Mango Coconut","offer_id":44216489934871,"sku":"Amber-Mango Coconut","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Amber \/ Unscented","offer_id":44216489967639,"sku":"Amber-Unscented","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Amber \/ Vanilla Bean","offer_id":44216490000407,"sku":"Amber-Vanilla Bean","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Amber \/ Blackberry Vanilla","offer_id":44216490033175,"sku":"Amber-Blackberry Vanilla","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/5705\/4999\/files\/il_794xN.7653725129_80x8_44321376-7f9a-4589-aef7-64a7198e3b5c.jpg?v=1769487185","url":"https:\/\/q9wfty-t2.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-valentines-day-candle-cocaine-and-4441684244","provider":"figury","version":"1.0","type":"link"}