Add humor, warmth, and a little sass to any space with the Cocaine & Buttholes Coconut Apricot Wax Candle. Hand-poured from eco-friendly, non-toxic coconut apricot wax with a cotton wick, this 9oz candle burns cleanly for up to 50 hours, filling your home with carefully layered fragrance.

Choose from a curated scent collection: Fraser Fir, Cinnamon Chai, Cashmere Musk, Beachwood, Mango Coconut, Lavender, Vanilla Bean, Blackberry Vanilla, or opt for Unscented for gentle, ambient light. The amber or clear glass jar with a gold lid adds a touch of elegance, and once the wax is gone, the vessel can be repurposed for trinkets, small plants, or desk storage.

Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or as a cheeky adult humor gift, this candle is a conversation starter and a cozy home accent. Handcrafted in the USA, ASTM-compliant, and free from harsh additives, it combines humor, style, and quality in one unforgettable candle.

⭐ Key Features

Long-Lasting Burn: Up to 50 hours for 9oz.

Non-Toxic, Eco-Friendly Wax: Coconut apricot wax with cotton wick; free of lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, and phthalates.

Reusable Glass Jar: Amber or clear jar with gold lid can be repurposed for home decor or storage.

Wide Scent Selection: Fraser Fir, Cinnamon Chai, Cashmere Musk, Beachwood, Mango Coconut, Lavender, Vanilla Bean, Blackberry Vanilla, or Unscented.

Hand-Poured & Safe: Made in the USA and ASTM-compliant for quality and safety.

🧼 Care Instructions

Trim the wick to ¼ inch before each burn; keep the wax pool clear.

Burn in a heat-resistant, sturdy holder; never leave unattended.

Limit burn to 3 hours at a time; allow 2 hours to cool before relighting.

Keep away from children, pets, and flammable items.

Use a candle snuffer to extinguish; do not burn candle completely down.